Most of my inner monologue sounds exactly like what you would say to coax a scared animal out of its hiding place.

astationaryjew:

Shhh, it’s okay, come on, you can do it, shhh, there you go…

/reblogged from a stationary jew
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  1. snowwhiteandthe7rats reblogged this from glitterpie and added:
    This gave me pause, and I thought: “what is my inner monologue?” And then I realized it involves a lot of “dododooooo”...
  2. glitterpie reblogged this from astationaryjew
  3. zoearcher said: “Come here, little guy. I’m not going to hurt you. Look! He’s eating!”
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